Offtopic fun jokes here :)

Started by MightyMast, February 07, 2007, 14:07:07

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MightyMast

February 07, 2007, 14:07:07
:) some jokes for offtopic

When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

Q: Did you hear about the basketball player with leprosy?
A: He was all over the court.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V floating at night?
A: Drop it niggar.

Q: How do you confuse a female archaeologist?
A: Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from.

Q: How do you make five pounds of fat look good?
A: Give it a nipple.
Although I am a spammer, my post was kept. just the spamming content was removed.

SoundCrafter

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February 08, 2007, 00:35:08
wow....Good work on the sig edit mods?? Or...is that the sig he signed up with?!? I am so confused!
---Formerly known as ---DjBj---. changed names for lots of reasons.
BooT-SectoR-ViruZ is the new Skaven and the whole world'z goin' to Hell.
Lowpass filter! Perform a generic type of dodge!!! :lol:
Everyone should get on this forum's chatroom RIGHT NOW...still not sure why, though.

LPChip

#2
February 08, 2007, 09:32:58
Quote from: "SoundCrafter"wow....Good work on the sig edit mods?? Or...is that the sig he signed up with?!? I am so confused!

No, I edited his signature, as it was containing adult links ;)
"Heh, maybe I should've joined the compo only because it would've meant I wouldn't have had to worry about a damn EQ or compressor for a change. " - Atlantis
"yes.. I think in this case it was wishful thinking: MPT is makng my life hard so it must be wrong" - Rewbs

Waxhead

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February 08, 2007, 18:09:07
A few nerdy jokes from my limited repository :

- I get laid about as often as I need to reboot my UNIX system :P

- To understand recursion you first have to understand recursion
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