MODPlug Staff wishes you...

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Dear You!

Please accept, with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter and/or summer solstice holiday season, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with due respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have also helped to make my country of origin great (great in the meaning of more diverse and with a larger human potential) (not to imply that my country is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith and recreational and/or other preferences of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of
the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday season greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Yours,
MODPlug Staff

Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.

PS
This message has been slightly modified by the current Wisher. Any and all Wishees that receive this message may do likewise with no side effects. However, there could be some that feel an urge to check if there are miniature Beings in need of milk or other sustenance within the environs.
As above.


NOTE: This message has been scanned for political correctness.


(Disclaimer 2: I received it and posted it, does not actually reflect the official position of the MODPlug Staff )

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